- I want you almost as much as I want world peace.
- You can forget about going to heaven because it's sin to look that good.
- We both know that I am going to follow you home anyway, so why don't you just come along peacefully?
- I envy your lipstick.
- I just want to be loved - is that so wrong?
- You remind me of an ice cold Pepsi - I've just gotta have it.
- Do you believe in the hereafter? Good, then you know what I'm here after.
- If I had eleven roses and you, I'd have a dozen.
- Baby, you look so sweet you're giving me a cavity.
- Is it me or am I gorgeous?
- I'd even marry your dog just to be related to you.
- I wish I was one of your tears, so I could be born in your eye, run down your cheek, and die on your lips.
- Did you know they changed the alphabet? They put U and I together.
- Can I borrow that quarter, 'cause my mom told me to call home when I fell in love
- What's wrong? You're looking a little sad and gloomy. What you need is some vitamin me.
- Are your legs tired? 'cause you been running through my mind ALL day long.
- Are you lost? 'cause it's so strange to see an angel so far from heaven.
- Is your father a thief? 'cause he stole the sparkle from the stars, and put it in your eyes. (yo, watch out though, and be prepared with a snappy answer just in case she says 'yes')
- Do you believe in love at first sight, or do I have to walk by you again?
- What's that in your eye? Oh...it's a sparkle.
- If I said you were an angel, would you treat me like the devil tonight?
- Can I see that label? I just wanted to know if you were made in heaven.
- Do you like raisins? How about a date?
- So... How am I doin'?
- I miss my teddy bear...Would you sleep with me?
- You look great and all, but do you know what'd really look good on you? Me.
- Could I get some directions? ("To where?") To your heart.
- Is it hot in here, or is it just you?
- If I told you you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?
- Look at you, with all those curves, and me with no brakes.
- Can I flirt with you?
- Hi, my name's Ankur, but you can call me "lover".
- Could I borrow a quarter? 'cause I just want to call your mother and thank her.
- (licking my finger and then touching her shirt). Here, let me help you out of those wet clothes.
- What do you like for breakfast?
- Say, did we go to different schools together?
- Hi, my name is Ankur, how do you like me so far?
- (At the copy machine) Reproducing, eh? Can I help?
- Woman asks, "Excuse me, do you have the time?" You : "Do you have the energy?"
- You look like the type of girl that's heard every line in the book. So what's one more?
- Hi, I make more money than you can spend.
- I'm new in town...could you give me directions to your apartment?
- I think you're the most beautiful girl I've seen...on a Wednesday
- I know this is going to sound like a line, but did that sound like a line? Are you disappointed?
- I know I don't look like much now, but I'm drinking milk.
- Do you have a map? I just got lost in your eyes.
- Are you religious? Good, cause I'm here to answer your prayers.
- Did it hurt? (Did what hurt) When you fell out of heaven.
- Inheriting 80 million doesn't mean much when you have a weak heart.
- I lost my phone number, can I borrow yours?
- If your parents hadn't met, I'd be a very unhappy man right now.
- Do you drink milk? It sure did your body good.
21 Mar 2007
For my eye candy...
Some pick up lines...just in case... :)
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