18 May 2007

Newton in Romantic Mood......

Universal law of Love:

" Love can neither be created nor be destroyed; it can only be transferred from One girlfriend to another with some loss of money "


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First law of Love:

" a boy in love with a girl, continues to be in love with her and a girl in love with a boy, continues to be in love with him, until or unless any external agent(brother or father of the gal) comes into play and breaks the legs of the boy. "


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Second law of Love:

" the rate of change of intensity of love of a girl towards a boy is directly proportional to the instantaneous bank balance of the boy and the direction of this love is same as the direction of change in the bank balance. "


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Third law of Love:

" the force applied while proposing a girl by a boy is equal and opposite to the force applied by the girl while slapping

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