25 Oct 2007

Conversations with a sinner...

Sodium: dada

bipul is online.

bipul: haan dadaaa

ki haal hai

Sodium: mast

tum bolo

bipul: yupp..me tooo :D

Sodium: :)

kahan ho

bipul: office main..

Sodium: oh

workaholic dada?

bipul: kaal raat ko daru mara...pura din kaam kar nehi paay..aab kaam karna pad raha hai

:D

Sodium: :D

meri aaj daaru hai

bipul: alcoholic dada

good good

Sodium: hahaha :)

dada

CAT se 25 din pehle daaru pi raha hoon...paap to nahin chadhega?

bipul: aare nehui nehi....keep both the things in different vector space :D

Sodium: :D

u r a ray of hope in this sinful world :)

bipul: ha ha ha...

I always hope never expect :P

Sodium: :P

ray of expactation

bipul: yaa..thatz hope...like photons and light

Sodium: hmm

so this ray is composed of hope

and hope can be broken into further elementary particles...hard work, attitude, and passion

analogous to neutron, protons and electrons

bipul: ha ha ha...definitely :D

but expectation cant be broken into particles..since itself is a particle

Sodium: i m trying to find an analogy for them

for expectation

bipul: hmm

Sodium: coz expectation is hopeless

bipul: yaaa

it is...

expecattions never create hope...hope create expectation..as I guess

Sodium: but if according to rutherford...everything is made up of hope

then how can expectation exist

without hope

that means bu contradiction...expectation has some hope in it

by*

bipul: it does not exist..actaully its objective..not as subjective as hope

Sodium: ohh

so its like energy

it exists but is intangible

bipul: expection is much about realistic...hope is much about idealistic

again...expection is practical..hope is theory. And theory always build practical :P

Sodium: oye

practical builds theory

bipul: so...rather have the theory and then think of practical

in some cases..ptractical build theory...but in many cases..not

Sodium: ahh...

hence we can conclude...some hopes are made up of expectations ... and some expectations are made up of hope

bipul: galilio never saw earth rortate around the sun...but the theory proved it

i dnt knw that is galilio or some1 else

Sodium: yeah. so true

bipul: similar to hope and expectation

Sodium: how does it matter if it was gallilio or my grandpa

bipul: yuppp

never matters at all

Sodium: when hopes and expectations converge... it leads to eternal happiness

bipul: probabvly..

theory converges with practical...thatz the success

Sodium: rather it has the potential of leading to eternal happiness

bipul: yupp

thats why we do some lab experiemnts to prove theory in practical

when they match we get fulll marks in lab test :P

Sodium: thats just fooling ourselves dada....I paid my lab assistent 20 rupees to know which compound I had

so if u have 20 rupees...u can converge theory with practical

bipul: yess...so if u can lick the paper..u can converge ur hope and expectation off CAT :D

Sodium: hmmm

bipul: there must be some external force ..else 2nd law of thermoD will fail..

Sodium: my external force is the motivation I get when I see frnd requests from girls on the profiles of my frnds from IIM A

frnds who we unknown obscure faces at engg college

bipul: ha ha ha.....people get only one girl to settle down.....so it hardly matters if the girl wants IIMA or BSC grad....Its all about how u will be with the girl and she will be wid u :D

Sodium: ahh

kaash dada

bipul: kaash dada

Sodium: :)

bipul: BSC grads are also getting good girls in their life

and their lives are also happy

Sodium: they are getting even the girls of IIM A grads too finally when those grads are too busy to look at home

they shd be happier infact

bipul: yess..

we will never be happy...even u go to harvard

Sodium: That, dada, is my nemesis

bipul: itz just momentary that a girl wants a A grad

before and after that moment...things are different

Sodium: Thats her way of claiming a coveted degree

once her convocation is over...u r done with

bipul: and its just a moment....whole life will not be revolving wrnd that grad A

yess..

Sodium: yep

bipul: just a moment..

Sodium: u keep the degree in some cupboard

bipul: hmm...finlly its u who matters

Sodium: we complete a full circle here dada

u r a ray of hope in this sinful world :)

9 Oct 2007

A paranoid's night-out...

Now what the hell...I live in a 10 x 10 feet room and that is enough to make things difficult for me. I have to think twice before adding anything new to my accessories. The room ends barely after it begins. As Circuit put it when shifting the luggage of Munnabhai in the medical college "Udee saala ! Bhai yeh room to shuru hote hi khatam ho gaya!"

And as if there was still a room for someone else too...here I have my new guest who perhaps hopes to put up with me in my small room. How many of you would like to welcome a new guest at 2 a.m. in the morning when you are just about to switch off the lights to go to bed!
I was just about to do that.

Life of bachelorhood is a period of trial if that after it is of serving a sentence. Both make you feel miserable.

Anyways...I have confined the new guest in the cupboard and it should not have a way out till morning when I open the cupboard. The only worry is what if it doesn't find enough oxygen for itself in the cupboard to last for the night. That would add further to my miseries. At the moment I can hear the sound of it cutting against the closed cupboard door. Or who knows if its the cover of my B.Tech. degree!

I don't know if I'll be able to catch a good night's sleep now. Plan to go to the market at 9'o clock to buy a mouse trap first thing in the morning. Perhaps it would be in by the time I return from office tomorrow evening.

And hey wait...whaaa...whoz this...awwww...Here is a lizard trying to climb onto my bed from my laptop woofers by my bed side !!!!! It sees plenty of food fluttering by the light of my laptop screen!

Any more guests in the queue tonight??!!! What the hell has happened! Is it some special night or was I just blissfully unaware of all the events going in my room from last one and a half year!

No !! You keep your mouth shut !